Another break-up story ...
I'm thinking about breaking up with my girlfriend SalesForce.com. We have been together for six years, but our relationship has become stale, she was always demanding more money and goodness gracious has that woman gain some weight! I was skeptical that anyone could meet my needs, but I have found that Solve360 is not only prettier and skinnier but more intelligent than SalesForce.com. I also like the last three numerals in her name . . . alot!
I'm plan to take Solve360 out on a few more dates before I have the talk with SalesForce.com. I want to let her down easy. . . I'm just that kinda guy.
(name withheld to protect the innocent)
Do you really think we could make this stuff up?!